How to be a pro publishing at LinkedIn

Do you wanna be successful at LinkedIn’s algorithm? 🤖📈
Fret not! 😩👉💡
I’m planning on giving you detailed instructions on how to do that effectively — in the shape of two superb examples! 💥✍️🚀

Example One:

[Insert your shocking clickbait first argument here. Eg:]
🔥 I’m out. I quit this morning. 🏃💨
😱 I’m done searching for glory [this or that].
💼❌ I was fired this morning while I was closing the best deal of my life.
🧠💰 Do you really want to know why I’m successful at my job?
🏥 I was hospitalized yesterday…
💸 I earn a lot of money per month 💵😎

[⬇️ Leave blank space here — for dramatic pause ⏳]

[Proceed to detail below your clickbaiting arguments. Eg:]
✋ I’m quit of getting to work so hard because…
💁‍♀️ ‘Cause I am what I am…
🔮 And that’s nothing: I saw this coming for a long time now…
❤️‍🔥 ‘Cause I love it so much that…
🕰️ And I came to realize how much time I’ve wasted looking for…
🧠 And I know so very well why…

[🎯 Takeaway here. Eg:]
🧘 No job is worth my mental health.
👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 The time spent with my family is more valuable than any gratification.
🚫🎭 No job is worth your talent — be aware of that!
😌 Just be okay with who you are and move forward, regardless of the circumstances.
🩺 Health must be your number one priority.
💸🤝 Money is fine, but a good leader is next-level stuff, bro.

Example Two:

📸 [Insert your insinuating yet professional full-body pic here]
💡 Please, look for a clean, light spot at home or at the office (in the latter case, don’t forget to ask 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️)

💥 [Insert your shocking clickbait first argument here. Eg, see above:]

📢 [Your arguments as a caption. Eg:]
💪 Yes. This is me.
⏳ Last year I decided to step up out of my comfort zone and release myself from…
🌟 Sure. What you see is a strong, thoughtful, efficient, professional [insert your gender here] who’s working so hard to be at the very top.
🏹 Don’t give up! — I said to myself last year.
😣🌀 A tough yet thought-provoking time for me.

And now… let’s break down a dialogue between an AI and you: 🤖🗣️

AI of sorts: If you do that, then you’ll get a lot of engagement in return!
Me: 😐 Yeah but, I just don’t wanna do that. I wanna be real, you know?
AI of sorts: 🤓 dah dah dah, don’t be a noob. Do YOU wanna be engaged, don’t you?
Me: 😅 …Sure, I guess so.
AI of sorts: 👏 Atta boy, now let’s go do that!
Me: 😤 You know what? I’m out. Because I wanna be me for once. I’m writing my own stuff about… you know. Nerdy stuff plus some rants here and there.
AI of sorts: 🐛😐 [ironic bug face]
Me: 🤷‍♂️ Alright, let’s do it your way…

Takeaway:
😶‍🌫️ Apologize… I’ve lost my train of thought. Something about be yourself, perhaps?
✨ #be_yourself #hack_the_algorithm #how_to_linkedin #be_a_linkedin_pro